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I got home and dad was chopping up onions.

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I hate it when my phone is low on battery

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I love getting stoned.

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It's one thing to show up late for church.

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I looked at him with my saddest face. Trying to make him stop. I tried to talk but he didn't understand me

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I called down the pitch black dark hallway for my cat, ready to shut my bedroom door and climb into bed.

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“ What fantastic company , what a great holiday meal “ I thought to myself.

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I heard a heartbeat next to me in bed.

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My wife came home today and said she was going to make me dinner to celebrate our anniversary.

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I hate these intrusive thoughts, no way I'm going to stab her with my fork.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got home and dad was chopping up onions.	8
I hate it when my phone is low on battery	8
I love getting stoned.	8
It's one thing to show up late for church.	8
I looked at him with my saddest face. Trying to make him stop. I tried to talk but he didn't understand me	8
I called down the pitch black dark hallway for my cat, ready to shut my bedroom door and climb into bed.	8
“ What fantastic company , what a great holiday meal “ I thought to myself.	8
I heard a heartbeat next to me in bed.	8
My wife came home today and said she was going to make me dinner to celebrate our anniversary.	8
I hate these intrusive thoughts, no way I'm going to stab her with my fork.	8